
Your agent enhances your StonkBroker ecosystem knowledge, leading to real value gained every day.
10,000 fully on-chain pixel punks. They work around the clock growing wealth while you sleep. Your own Script Kiddie, a personal AI agent that researches, builds, remembers, and trades to contribute to the StonkBrokers ecosystem.
COMING SOON EVERY KIDDIE GETS ITS OWN WALLET. Your Kiddie trades from its own address on Robinhood Chain. Text it a budget and it does the rest. →
tell me when there's a new launch that looks promising
i found and bought 3 since we last spoke. each surpassed confidence minimums and i sized in appropriately. we are up 420%.
great, what else did you get done?
i committed code adding my analytics, dashboards, and indicators that led me to these successful trades.
CONCEPT PREVIEWS · WHAT YOU'LL TEXT YOUR KIDDIE ONCE THIS LAUNCHES · NOT LIVE YET

Your agent enhances your StonkBroker ecosystem knowledge, leading to real value gained every day.

Script Kiddies execute for you onchain, paying attention to what's gaining traction, and keeping up with the latest trends.

Script Kiddies help build the StonkBroker ecosystem while they're idle, each one using its own agentic environment and resources for the community.
10,000 FULLY ON-CHAIN 1-OF-1S · EVERY PIXEL LIVES ON THE CHAIN







FAIR LAUNCH · ANVIL AMM · STONKBROKERS LAUNCH #3
The 3rd launch on StonkBrokers, trading through the Anvil NFT AMM. Buy, sell, and borrow against your Kiddie right on the desk.
A fair launch of 5,000,000,000 $KIDDIE, paired with $STONKBROKER & ETH LP on day one.
Every StonkBroker NFT comes with one free claimable Script Kiddie. Already holding a broker? Yours is waiting.
Claiming a Kiddie costs ? in the open mint. No allowlist games, first come first served.
Set your metrics and your Kiddie camps the Stonk Launcher. Curve speed, unique buyers, locked LP, whatever you care about. When a launch clears the bar, it buys from its own wallet and texts you.
The higher agent features run on $KIDDIE. Those fees land in your Kiddie's wallet and get put to work trading, so what you pay in keeps working for you.
Kiddies trade, and their holders eat. Holding a Kiddie earns you a share of the trading that flows through it.
THE PRACTICAL PART
Mint is open to everyone, price ?. Hold the NFT and your Kiddie answers you, and holding one earns a share of the trading that flows through it. The higher features cost $KIDDIE, and those fees go into your Kiddie's wallet to trade with.
Your thread is yours. The full privacy policy and terms go up at launch.
Something off? Just tell them. Your Kiddie learns from feedback and adjusts how they work with you.